The second I have to use regular expressions I'm turning straight.

Chromecast doesn't work on most hotels WiFi anyway. At least it won't work if they have a page to sign into the WiFi after connecting. Pretty much have to use a HDMI cable in most cases

I know you meant to have the word "no" in there, but I'm loving the idea a business tiger getting used to his new environment

I'll be much more irritated if you're on the sidewalk. It's more dangerous for pedestrians and for you. When you're biking you expect to have to pass people whether it's because they're a slower cyclist or using a escooter. My old apartment had an exit at a blind corner and dealing with escooter riders on the sidewalk was hellish. I would pull out slowly so that pedestrians had plenty of time to stop, but when scooters became popular I had to start creating forward at a painfully slow pace because people going bike speeds somehow thought it was okay to be on the sidewalk.

Time to remove some native apps

Or that they use child slave labor.*

*Note: they don't own slaves just contract work out to slave owners

Okay, gotchu. The things you said were true just so wild to use as an explanation for ending quarantine that I had to take a second.

I legit can't tell if you're continuing the joke or being serious. It's just crazy enough that I'm certain some people believe it

SCCM > MECM, Azure AD > Entra ID etc

Wait... I'm only 3 years into it. Is SCCM the direct predecessor of AAD/EID? I follow the SCCM group on Reddit because they usually have good opinions on updates, but have never understood what the fuck they actually did.

For anybody that has never heard the impossible to sing along with original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OcbeGqbpU

It's not the entire plot, but it gives you a pretty good idea of the rest.