I'm gonna respond to yours with mine because I like yours, and mine is also vegan!
I make chickpea salad a lot lately: take a can of chickpeas, dump it in the medium size Pyrex, take a potato masher, smush smush, add mayo, mustard or mustard powder, and a solid sprinkling of salt. Then add any more extras depending how I'm feeling, maybe pickles, pickle juice, a splash of white vinegar, nutritional yeast, crushed red pepper flakes, bell peppers, celery.. many many options!
okay so you're rich, way to flex on us
The demographic is American idiots. There are a lot of them. China makes a lot of shirts for this demographic.
ok boomer
bacon died for you without its consent
it was a joke about the dyslexic ass
post office?
NASA doesn't get enough money from the government anyway
If we don't, their never going to improve!
this comes off as an atheistic rapture lol. it is NOT inevitable, actually, though you seem to think it is. Also, nuke nor asteroid is capable of entirely destroying the human race.
bro the zombies could just push it over!
sees one word, writes three paragraph angry response about it
You know what, great! While they're pretty fucking stupid for staying on the platform for this long, it's good that they have finally been forced off of it. Perhaps now they will find their way to something more ~~federated~~ friendly.