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I have often found humans require the ability "make fun of themselves" in order to derive pleasure. For their species this is normal and you should not find it disconcerting.

Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .

Do you wish to be referred to as a "Brony" now?

That would be logical. On Liftoff I cannot​ see most domains, or long usernames.

Later, but OP would have to wait until later too.

I believe they were referring to sh.itjust.works, an instance with an unfortunate quantity of low quality memes.

This is the logical answer.

Species 329, the Kazon, were not selected for assimilation, therefore you would not be the first.

And Deadpool

Can't go wrong with Linux Mint. It works pretty much like Windows so there's little relearning needed.

Well, last time I installed it it was easier than Windows. I put it on my Dad's computer and it just works with his printer etc.

A suitable metaphor for this would be saying that you didn't enjoy having to start a Model T Ford with a hand crank so you've refused to drive a car ever since. Reminds my of my Grandfather.