jeff as in jeff!?

tfw somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

found the libertarian

grim

lololololol

one time I ended up getting a job after sending an email that started "dearing hiring manager"

this mf said erarly

don't mentally read in Plankton's voice: challenge level: impossible

how does i made meam

lol

I'm a casher in the US of fuckin A and I can assure you that we don't care on a personal level what you do. If someone not having or wanting to enter a phone number at the register is the weirdest customer thing that happens in a shift then it's the most relaxed shift of my damn life.