Aksamit

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Welcome to Post Sarire Reality.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Replace 'virgin' with 'potential rapist' and you've got it.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Blue and red, they're basically the same party at this point.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago

My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010's.

My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous 'season the bowl, not the leaves' trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the 'seasoning'.

Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I'm not actually sure how/why I know that.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 20 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Reminds me of that disney case where they claimed agreeing to the terms on disney+ meant they could kill that guys wife.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Cries in audhd.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net -3 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

How is 'pork' an acceptable term for sex though? The euphemism you are implying with it is literally to 'fuck a piece of meat'. And pig meat at that.

This is not a cute or light hearted thing to imply when talking about sex. 'Fuck' is far less offensive a term for sex than 'pork'.

But sure, whatever, if the women you fuck do want sex with them to be spoken about like you're sticking your dick in pieces of pig meat, then by all means.

Just understand that it is disgusting and degrading to speak about sex this way publicly and you should really be more called out on it.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Feeling like I can fall out of reality and into the backrooms just by taking the wrong corridor or waking up at the wrong hour.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 hours ago

Terf island too.

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