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[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 hours ago

Gay and bi trans men exist too, and we're on Grindr too!

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yiiikes

- trans guy

Well, it IS ridiculous in c/memes@lemmy.world
She must be unhinged in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.

What part of clothe shopping annoys you most? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

"Athletic fit" jeans are supposed to be designed for guys with thighs and ass. I like the Target brand ones because I need a 28" or 29" inseam and the Target brand shrinks vertically in the wash. I can't buy long sleeve shirts at Target though because those don't shrink to fit my t-rex arms.

You can buy a (rather expensive) scale model of a Menards in Menards. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

You forgot the piano, and the skilled person who is sometimes playing said piano.

How many do you recognize? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Now I want some sour patch kids... Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!

Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Okay, what's going on with that particular spot in Tampa? I'm not doing a web search on this, thanks.

Only clean cars are target in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

My ruleaction when I get banned for pointing out a mod doesn't know how to read mod logs in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

!yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com might get a kick out of this.

Yet another "What distro should I use?" post, but at least I did some homework. in c/linux_gaming@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Sid

Named after the kid in Toy Story who would keep breaking and doing horrific builds with his toys. The Debian team is trying to warn you.

In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment? in c/games@lemmy.world
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

pretend whatever game in question you're thinking of is handled with the utmost care by your favourite devs and they absolutely nail it.

Crash Team Racing. :(

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Choose Potato rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Professor Oak Rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Image description: four panel comic First panel shows hands holding a game boy with Pokemon Professor Oak saying "now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?" Second panel shows a masculine presenting individual holding the game boy saying "Haha!, but of course I'm a ..." Third panel has the same person with a shocked expression. Fourth panel has the same person now presenting stereotypically fem in a pink top and a skirt, staring in the mirror with a tear of joy on her face.

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Wat (www.destroyallsoftware.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Everyone has probably already seen this, it's worth posting anyway.

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Because the HOA says so (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@slrpnk.net
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Fun fact: Mr. Spock actually had three ears: (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
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A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

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Tim Walz suddenly stops campaign rally after noticing someone needs help (www.newsweek.com)
submitted 2 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/politics@lemmy.world
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TIL the US Department of Defense maintained their own Linux LiveCD distro until 2021 (en.m.wikipedia.org)
submitted 3 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/til@lemmy.world
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Sorry, y'all. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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I blame rtxn@lemmy.world's comment for giving me this idea.

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This was a surprisingly high effort shitpost (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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Lynn Conway, leading computer scientist and transgender pioneer, dies at 85 (www.latimes.com)
submitted 4 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/technology@lemmy.world
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I have mixed feelings on the pronoun use, but having read some of her autobiographical writing I don't think she would have taken much issue with it. This piece is more focused on her work in computer engineering, so I felt it was appropriate to post here.

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Pride month rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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May the 4th be with rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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