That's a strong wrist. Too much self-pleasure!
Circumference, not width
"Append...before", AKA "prepend"!
What's sobe?
I'm amazed he has lasted this long, is he at least storing things in a larder / cool room?
You might not know this person for very long
Yep, we have the same system in the UK. In fact, the envelope looks almost exactly the same so they might even be printed by the same company.
You get two envelopes (one big, one small), a postal voting statement, and a ballot paper.
The actual ballot paper just has a list of options for you to put your X against; there's no personally identifiable information on it. Once you've filled it out you seal it in the small envelope.
You then fill in the voting statement (it has your name and address on it so they can cross your name off as voted, and you sign it so they can check your signature matches the one on file) and both that and the sealed ballot go in the big envelope. That way your vote is still private because they check the vote is valid in one step and then add your ballot to a pile to be counted with the others in a second step, at which point it's anonymous.
https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-elections/ways-vote/how-vote-post
Do they break fast charging?
The sharp end of a safety pin did it for me
A... slab? Of wine?
Is that a whole pallet or something?
Was it that the PDF produced by latex was less OCR friendly than the word one, or just that you didn't submit the PDF at all most of the time?
I guess if you trained a program to OCR PDFs that are produced by word it might get really good at that and less good at PDFs from other sources.
I'm curious if your CV font was computer modern?
To ship it they have to work out how to build that version themselves from source though - that's their whole thing. It's not like a normal app store where they take pre-built binaries from the developer.