overview for Amoeba

The forbes fail-cover continues the honoured tradition in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 18 points 15 hours ago

In 2000, Saylor was charged by the SEC with fraudulently reporting MicroStrategy's financial results for the preceding two years. He later reached a settlement with the SEC for $350,000 in penalties and $8.3 million in personal disgorgement.

Saylor is a bitcoin advocate and under Saylor MicroStrategy has spent billions of dollars to purchase over 400,000 bitcoins. In 2024, he paid a $40 million fine to settle a tax fraud suit.

truly groundbreaking stuff

Mr Beast crypto fraud traced in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago

I'm honestly obsessed with it because it's so baffling. It takes effort to make your smile look this fake, and dedication to stick with it year after year. There's no way he hasn't been told how bad it looks, and how he could simply squint his eyes just a tad and it would look so much more natural. It's got to be a choice.

Mr Beast crypto fraud traced in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 32 points 3 months ago (11 children)

This is cool but will any of it explain the most pressing MrBeast question: why does he smile like that? I'm assuming it's because he's always thinking about how terrible a person he is.

oi have nah comment to th press at this torme and th rumours moi accent gave me away are scurrilous nonsense in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

the real question though is

who cares?

Bullish on $APE in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

splurp juis