[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago

Baberaham Lincoln

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

Make Acronyms Go Awry

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 37 points 2 weeks ago

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

There goes Walmart Nero …

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

That’s what it was like way back in the 2360’s.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 134 points 2 months ago

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

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