You might want to look into an College of Lore Bard.
Vicious Mockery works great for an overly critical critic as do Cutting Words.
You could flavour both as insightful stings against the opponents abilities like how his swordsmanship lacks finesse etc.
This is the second time I hear about Thirsty Sword Lesbians here and I am still afraid to google it.
Is this serious or is it some sort of joke system?
Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?
Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.
One of the strangest pictures you have seen so far
So far we have not gone beyond D&D 5e where we started, but I hope to get them to try out Cyberpunk Red next.
The horse is the parties wildshaped Druid and therefore does eat it.
No animals were hurt in the production of this meme.
From the archives. Any resemblance to actual people is completely random and unintended.
Transcription:
A Cowboy feeding his horse noodles from a takeaway-box using chopsticks.
Cowboy: Me, asking them to play a new fun game
Just one session
Horse: My friends, unaware
Noodles: An addiction to d&d
I am both horrified and intrigued. I guess I will have to check out this Godbound you speak of.
I am currently running it and I am absolutely not sure how to get everything neatly together. It is an absolutely great campaign but here and there (at least to me) it gets quite hard to run.
"Geblockt" heißt dass der Katheder durch Formschluss Dichtigkeit herstellt, oder wird der irgendwie gesondert befestigt?
Sounds like Icewind Dale - Rime of the Frostmaiden to me.
In my experience the shit talking stops once the cute little brain doggy asks for an INTELLIGENCE saving throw.
I tend to always ask so the Bard at least has a chance to use Cutting Words. Same goes for Light Domain Clerics.