Arrakis

joined 1 year ago
[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

He left a hole in her heart

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again

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Roses are red, (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Arrakis@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

(Since he's back in the headlines I couldn't help but remember this oldie)

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Over the past while, our government has essentially turned our welfare system into a parody of the US's. This guy makes the most amazing Lego sculptures, and it's so fucking sad he's going through this.

 

DJ Calvert told BBC News NI: "I've been let down - and I'm not the only one."

It was proof that Northern Ireland's health and social care system had "crashed", said the 49-year-old.

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Those silly sausages!

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And when you consider that approx 47% of the population is (was) under 18, they really showed those ~5k kids!!

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a wrong way to be right about something, and this comment is a great example of that.

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Um, no you don't. I mean you can do it that way if you want I suppose, but you can just use the good ol' decline button too (repeatedly, on various screens, with your network cable unplugged. Fuck Windows)

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (18 children)

it won’t install the OS without making you create a Microsoft account

I'm not pro-Windows by any means, but this simply isn't true.

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TL;DR wooooooosh

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only every country would follow suit so money doesn't get hidden in so-called "tax havens".

 

"Based on these findings, the authors warn that more than a fifth of ecosystems worldwide, including the Amazon rainforest, are at risk of a catastrophic breakdown within a human lifetime."

 

"The Archbishops' Council confirmed it was "ending the contracts" of all three board members - acting chair Meg Munn, Jasvinder Sanghera and Steve Reeves.

The latter two recently claimed the Church had been obstructive and interfered with their work."

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Arrakis@lemmy.world to c/futurama@lemmy.world
 

We carry our harpoons

For there ain't no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing our whaling tuuuuune

This has been stuck in my head since I woke up, and now it's stuck in yours. You're welcome.

 

A bagel.

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