ArugulaZ

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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

(Steve Huffman can be seen in the background, tightening his strap-on and applying a generous amount of lube)

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Hardware wise, that's been pretty much the case forever (example: Atari 5200 is a consolized Atari 400 computer), but it's that simplified interface and the instant gratification that makes the distinction between the two. On a game system: insert game. Press start. Play game. On a computer? Tons and tons and tons of loading and file management and updates and passwords and downloads and accepting EULAs and Oh God now it's crashed and I have to start the damn thing all over again.

Game consoles satisfy that urgent need for "ME GAME NOW." At least, they used to. In the olden times, you could start a game in the time it takes for you to drop a quarter in the machine and press 1P. Now, it seems like game companies do everything within their power to delay that dopamine fix on consoles... which is uncomfortably close to the gaming experience on computers. "Another cut scene? Gee, great. It's not like I started this video game to play a video game."

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Vaguely related: why the hell was it so hard for me to start Borderlands 3 on my Xbox? It's like, dude, I don't need your annoying third party service. This is still a game system, not a computer, right? Just... just let me press start and start the game without signing up for some other crap.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know, when Marie Antoinette said stuff like this, her words were immediately halted by the "shing" of a guillotine. ♫ Just sayin'! ♫

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

@match
Keiko Jr.: "I don't care that I look like this! You still have obligations to your wife... intimate obligations!"
Miles: "Nope nope nope nope..."
(opens airlock)
Miles: "...nope nope nope whoooooa..."

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 17 points 7 months ago

Remember when that living scrotum Rupert Murdoch used "refrigerators" as an example of a luxury expense on his news network, Listen to Everything the Decaying Billionaire Tells You? A fridge was a luxury expense in 1890, when you were born, but not now.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Once again... THEY DON'T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITIES BOOMERS DID. There are no savings to spare when the price for everything has been artificially inflated. Maybe stop gouging them with a financial ice pick, and they'll have the money to save.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago (23 children)
[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Good GOD, man. I literally said "EWWWWWWW!!!" when I read this. This is like the genocidal version of Gene Hackman's plans in the Superman film.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sure blew up Dr. Oz's political career.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'd suggest this guy get the yogurt enema that was so popular at Kellogg during its early days.

(You know what cures those deviant sexual urges? Having thick white liquid injected into your rectum.)

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are towns in Texas that reek of cattle shit, twenty four hours a day. Seven days a week. Even Christmas. The stench doesn't take holidays.

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