Beanie

Actually vim has swap files which it saves to when you make any edit, whether you save the change or not, meaning you shouldn't lose any work even if you kill -9 vim on unsaved work.

Ah yes, #include\n. The magical include that simply copy-pastes the entirety of libc's headers into your source file.

wow my history is identical :0

what a coincidence

That was my first thought when trying to figure out what it did

Mozilla isn't exactly perfect either

Why stop there? How about a lil' white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

what in the fuck.

I'm only terrified

True + true = 2. I've heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It's really that bad?

I mean... 'I would like green apples please' is a perfectly sensible sentence

you have to pay to have your stuff put on the app store??

uh I think you mean microseconds lol

A nanosecond is just a few clock cycles