Bitflip

This for sure, and bonus points for "USB Ethernet gadget" mode if you have a 4 or zero ;)

I hear CEO pairs well with chianti

Not even close, but It's my fault. I'm really bad at articulating my thoughts sometimes, and usually end up deleting my comments before someone calls me out on it. Sorry!

Isn't this what the second amendment is actually for?

Make pies out of the rich

Does this mean I can claim my sperm as a dependent on my taxes?

Embrace cowardice? Yes No

Might last a day or few if it's even true. Just like how they were all ditching smartphones for Nokias recently.

Does this mean it points just back at the user?

It's so everyone else can see how much higher our score is in any given category.

Sure LUKS will do what you tell it. Bitlocker will do what it wants and just use the TPM unless you jump through a bunch of group policy edits and such. But you are correct, I had forgotten it does give you the option to backup the key to a txt file during the installation or initial encryption process :)

The key is inside the TPM.