Bonus

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[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Wow, they're such weirdos. I've been seeing the biggest ones I've ever seen this year. From yours, you can see how they're weirdly proportioned. They flatten out and can be very wide. They nuzzle their bellies into the sand and dirt and can become nearly impossible to see because of their camouflage. This one is a bit stumpy. I think he has dropped tail before.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago
[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Even Epstein’s lawyer said I had nothing to do with it. It’s old news.

Might not be the persuasive endorsement he thinks it is.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Defenestration

Poisoning

Some James Bondian shit you ain't never heard of

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov#Assassination

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda sucks, doesn't it?

Still, I keep picturing your dad, basking in sweat, running a pho shop in Ho Chi Minh in the summertime or the like, wiping his brow with chicken-stock soaked dish towels.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm just glad someone had some idea what I was trying to describe.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

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[–] Bonus@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago

Ah, I've been using their damn extension even. Thanks for posting.