Judging by the knots, splits, and twists, it probably only cost you about $100.

Edit: Maybe they're "checks" instead of "splits."

Almost like a military.

The middle class is the wealthy villain?

This is a year old?

No, they didn't.

I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don't have the millions.

Are they popular in Italy?

After looking at the "article" a little more closely, the "author" seems like a chump and it's all just goofy interpretations of statistics. It's trash.

Yeah, those stats probably need to be analyzed with more granularity.

It's the same stuff. I just need to get used to the UX.

He needs a complex system of propping up crap to maintain a certain measure of wealth. Sure, he could totally cash out and live extremely comfortably for the rest of his life, but it seems like ego is driving him to chase that ephemeral number and status.