[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

One of the first things I did was remove OneDrive when I installed W11.

I have yet to see any of this new malarky, and I am not in the EU.

From a admin command prompt: winget uninstall Microsoft.OneDrive

If you have linked an account to OneDrive, I'd advise you unlink it first.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry, I forgot having my own oppinion was no longer acceptable!

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago

There is another.

The person who cannot spell "opinion".

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

31 branches? uh.. okay.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago

This is not really a story, is it.

I worked for an Australian company, that was bought by an American company. Instantly we were required to do business as per American law, such as embargo's. We lost many customers (businesses) that honestly had nothing to do with the actual reason for the embargos. For example Iran has an American embargo because of nuclear refinement, but we just wanted to sell "knives and forks" to them. Nope - they might use those forks in their refinement centrifuges... This is what happens (but also why embargos work).

Kaspersky is Russian owned, so the hacks were discovered by Russian [whitehat] hackers. I'll bet that Apple had no ability to do "business" with the company, even if it wanted to, since Russia is currently under embargo due to the Ukraine conflict.

Now if Kaspersky spent time undermining it's own failure of a government, and putting an end to its dictatorship, things would probably work out better for everyone in Russia.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Nothing that some Self Adhesive Vinyl can't fix. They'll have to deal with getting it off the screen afterwards too. Want to fine me for it? Then tell me where you got the data, because I didn't consent to you having my data.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Laughs in Waterfox

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Catholics yes, Protestant no. Both are Christianity. You need to read more, or at least watch some Monty Python.

https://youtu.be/ifgHHhw_6g8

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

asymmetric?

Like you've ever trusted a woman that has said "It's okay, I'm on the pill" first time you hit the sheets?

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

If altar boys could get pregnant, the church would have approved birth control long ago.

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A receding hare line.

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He will be bailed out later.

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I have loads of back issues.

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Chicken sees a salad.

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I said yes, “Homers fat, Marge has blue hair, Maggie is the brains and Barts a nightmare”

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He was a little hoarse.

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The coroner's report said he needed a second coat.

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I’m not sure what to make of it.

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I think it’s holding me back.

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A can’t opener.

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He was a danger to himself and udders.

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Those are non-stick.

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