BurnedDonut

joined 10 months ago
[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 67 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago

He never blamed the computer directly because he knew I bought a new laptop for him. But he would say it happened on it's own so...

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago

No offence taken. He was not a tech savvy person.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 141 points 3 months ago (4 children)

There is no such thing as immutable or uncorruptable OS. My late father would always find a way to fuck up the laptop I setup for him. He would even come back with errors that I've seen for the first time and our conversation would go like this:

Me: How did this happen? My Father: how should know? It was like this when I turned it on. Me: what did you do before you turned it off last time? My Father: I was on Facebook, played some backgammon and watched some YouTube. Me: ...

I miss him and I would gladly give everything to have him bother me with his laptop problems one more time. I hope that he is getting some good support where ever he is.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks I'll check it out.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 1 points 3 months ago

Ahhh you've got me...

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is there any civilian alternative distros like this one?

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 50 points 3 months ago

Because students don't pay lobbies to bribe politician. I thought this is a well known fact about the politics.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago

This escalated quickly...

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Between 4 and 6 but we will see. I might change after I've got drunk later today.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to sound mean but fuck Timmy.

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 1 points 4 months ago

She is with me since she was born (I was there helping her mother give birth). So she usually doesn't try to bite when we play but I've a scar inside on my palm from when she had her baby teeth. Those were like needles. My scratches usually happen because she tries to wrestle me down and her nails scratches my arms in the process. As for your scars wear them proudly my friend. There is nothing to be ashamed of for paying the price while trying to have a good time ;-) Give your puppy some pets for me and a have a great day.

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