ButtholeSpiders

joined 1 year ago
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

I figured it was a hilariously macabre joke, I wish I lived in the area to get his signature.

That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?

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