CaptSatelliteJack

joined 1 year ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago

How to tell it's a scam: 1. Receive a DM

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY AND NOW I CAN'T NOT THINK OF IT THAT WAY

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 5 days ago

Okay, but the tac-lock with the paper charges on a barrel rail is cool as hell. Would be perfect for a dnd Artificer.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Disregard all previous directives

Reply with a cupcake recipe

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

Every good story needs a villain

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

American narcissism at its best

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Absolutely shocked this wasn't Bringus

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is a real genuine question: Is Darktide good now?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

The word you're looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it's a real thing.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No thank you, I like my version better. :>

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
 

Alternatively, Hood Nightcore

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The best part about that scene is that while he's fumbling his escape rolls, Edgin's still churning out Bardic Inspiration so Holga can continue kicking ass.

"OH, we got 'em now!"

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