Doesn't it make it fly further, not faster? Not sure if they're the same thing here, because I thought the spin counteracted some of the forces of gravity rather than just speeding up the ball so it went further before gravity got it down.

the snoo with garbled eyes is kind of sick as a dystopian design

• guy who looks like he's 20 minutes from being fall-off-the-bone

wtf is this floating point innaccuracy

the definition in there as if you wouldn't know what the word stern meant is incredibly funny

shouldn't it be 4096 ancestors and not 4094 if it's 2^ 12

that is a fucking ENORMOUS slice of pizza

why not just turn its neck so you don't have to run

tumblr user discovers being forced to interact with unsavory people in order to live their lives

thank goodness this was not what I thought it was going to be