Codpiece

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.