CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

 

He's a pro... crastinator.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 6 days ago

Thanks. ☺️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 6 days ago

Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮‍💨

But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:

 

The hell with power naps to become more productive. How about taking power wakes to get more sleep while remaining functional. 😎

 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Oof. 😮‍💨

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/23603408

This is the dumbest comic I have ever made. 😶

 

This is the dumbest comic I have ever made. 😶

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

 
 

Would you have the heart to tell her this is just a helper reaper? 🙄

 
 
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