in case you're interested at all

Your usage of majority here is pretty disingenuous, well frankly your entire point.

To do exactly what you're doing: The majority of drinkers who have a beer a week are alcoholics who can't operate well without a daily drink.

Not to mention to liken having a beer a week to daily edibles is insane. A more apt comparison would be a drink or two a day vs an edible a day. Or at the other end, an edible a week vs a beer a week.

I think it's Moana

I had assumed these guides were in video form. If they're written guides I might actually be more interested since I prefer that too

Has anyone used Stride3d enough to recommend it?

I think that might possibly be the joke.

I still have jump on ps:x or Xbox:a, and mapped boost to rb/r1. Then drift and air roll on lb/l1

I changed my control scheme in rocket league like 1k hours in. Really needed the ability to boost while jumping among other things. It was a totally brutal transition, but I'm glad I did it.