[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Don't look in my lab please.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Thank you mitochondria for allowing us to respirate the death element.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I mean....

Pretty tasteless, but what abouts mah 2nd menduhment?

I thought it was bad when they moved the extra point from 2 to 10, now it's 48! Yeesh, amazing how good these kickers are.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What a dumb personal foul call, I didn't see exactly what it was, but I suspect excessive celebration or taunting? Would've been terrible if the kick missed.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Kicked up your comment, but can't tell if sarcasm or missing my stating that I'm steel manning.

The amount of drops I'm getting leads me to believe most people don't care that I was steel manning for the sake of argument. But people are agreeing that taking down the confederate monuments would be akin to genocide, so maybe this community is very different from what I expected.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Angry video game nerd?

I might've conflated him and total biscuit in my head.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

That's a Dave baddiel! He was excellently special on task master. I thought he was mostly music

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Not being able to treat people like people because they have different genitals, proving age is just a number.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Ole ole ole oley

Way to go Chile!

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Would be the smartest quarterback since Andrew luck.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Our first pair, one went from kidney disease (many years of diabetes before this) ten years ago, the other left us 3 weeks ago (18 years) but was possibly a disguised vampire who feasted on her sister as her first victim (evidenced by: her long life and a string of very unfortunate puppys, her blending into the night, and her somehow being allergic to cats)

Here's to Tiggy and Fluffy hanging out in the good place. (My wife swore she would never have a cat named fluffy, but it fit her too well, within a year she was fluffy and she remained fluffy her whole life)

view more: ‹ prev next ›

Donjuanme

joined 1 year ago
MODERATOR OF