This is a shitpost.

Although, I wouldn't put it past bad cops to also be pedos.

As a NYer, falafel pizza sounds like it would go super hard. And now that I'm thinking about it, I'm surprised I haven't seen something like that already.

oh god this is unfathomably cursed

Opera did have its own engine; it was a proprietary one named Presto.

A mix of FluffyChat (backed by Matrix) and Discord.