Enzy

joined 2 years ago
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Conman gets conned by younger conman

Conmanception

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Oh definitely 1 then

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Religious people be like:

he won't, because he doesn't interfere

He causes them, because it's the circle of life

He can't, because doing so would cause chaos

He doesn't exist, because you don't believe

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Real men use .ico

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Speak native american!!

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You could say it gave me the opportunity for a hop

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I have an alias named cock and I don't remember what it does

Edit: shit

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Good. Still way too low salary, though.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd try this.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

I vote for Danny DeVito

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