If it counts, my brother put an anime movie on for the family to watch. He'd never seen it before, and watching the tentacle rape of a schoolgirl scene was kinda awkward.

It was never spoken of again.

I once wanted a Harley. The name was synonymous with manliness and freedom.

Now I see that they only have the image of manliness, and the owners are people who need to be assured that they are manly.

If I ride again, I'm getting an electric bike.

So long, guys.

🚧🚧🚧*** UNDER CONSTRUCTION*** 🚧🚧🚧

Yeah, I do the Dracula

Yeah, if they can give 25% they've been holding back for a while.

Also needs to be in the deal that nobody gets fired, since the shitty thing to do is then get rid of 25% of the workers.

It's a beautiful day, in my ass

I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.

He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.

Strangest method I've seen.

Finally

Hi, I'm a chef. I'm just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

Or enough radiation to be warm enough.

I was walking through the city, watched as a man in a suit in front of me (I was walking behind him for a couple of blocks) picked up a briefcase beside a newsstand and got in the passenger seat of a waiting black car which drove off.

I'm in a spy movie, I guess.