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Dude this is awesome. Love me some ASCII art too

Credit cards don’t fail me now!

There’s a much better version of this joke, to which I believe was the original, with the DiCaprrio meme from Django where he’s far away and hears the first line

Drastic zoom in (military recruiters)

You will?

Figured it would be too good to be true. I really already knew this but was in denial

This is awesome news to privacy focused people. I don’t want this shit stored anywhere ever. I couldn’t be happier. And with that done, I will finally delete my 10 year old account.

It’s unhealthy to assume everyone on the internet is a troll. If you’re trying to make a point via my username, it’s randomly generated from a password manager and entirely irrelevant.

I absolutely hate my cell being tied to signal though. And thoughts there? Is it really a non issue?

An excellent point I was unaware of! Thanks for the detailed response.

It’s something a rock says

Amazing video. Thanks for sharing. Great to show my normie friends lol

I personally recommend Session. Which is like signal but better. It is 100% zero user knowledge with no accounts emails or phone numbers. It just goes “here’s your ID have fun” and that’s it. Love it.