fat furry devil

You just described a cat.

Just buy him the bloody Popsicle.

Pretty factual.

I would have told him next time I will call the police and tell them I heard firearm shooting upstairs 😂

People deserve being murdered for asking someone to calm down?

Was it tasty?

You must be fun at parties.

So while I'm hyperventilating because my boss pressed me for more details than I was comfortable sharing about my health, they sent a man with a gun to my house to check on me.

I know I shouldn't have laughed but the way this story unfolded was hilarious.

Have a think.

the left most is used for anything between 130-200

I love Germany

That's how everyone looks at engineers.

What the fuck are these things? 🤦‍♂️