FistingEnthusiast

I got permabanned across my accounts for saying "bad bot"

The place is a fucking joke

I reckon there's someone out there who could answer those questions

I, however, am not that man

There are people out there who enjoy cumsicles, so maybe they can offer an opinion on frozen baby-batter

Low hanging fruit

Jesus, kid...

I'm fucking with you

Eating your fresh cum won't hurt you in any way

It takes a while to fill a jar up

Keep at it though, I believe in you

You don't?

It's safe

Depending on how long you keep it in a jar for, obviously

I get that a lot...

I think it's hilarious

I get asked if I cum/piss out of both holes all the time, and my fiancée thinks it's the funniest thing in the world when I put googly eyes on my dick, so this was just the obvious thing to do!

My fiancée and I don't have a "favourite". We go where the mood takes us.

Toys, oral, bum-fun, fisting, PIV, we genuinely love it all!

I'm the luckiest bastard on Earth