It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.
GoodandPlenty
joined 9 months ago
Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.
If only there were some way to prevent this…
Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.
“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”
Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?
If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.
“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”
Took me a second to figure out what you were referring to and then legit lol so thanks!
Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.
That’s what they want. Live your life to the fullest just to spite these motherfuckers.
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“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”