GreasyTengu

joined 1 year ago
[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Humans be like: "step on me Earth mommy"

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Kinda like the Alit and Kagouti from the Elder Scrolls series, basically just a mouth with legs.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Shit I think I actually have that one

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

ah, makes sense why it wouldn't take the playlists i exported from youtube then.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 year ago (11 children)

In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain's men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks "What the fuck is a Lommy?" Which became a little bit of a meme.

"What the fuck is a Lemmy" is a spin off meme of that sort of.

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