GreasyTengu

joined 2 years ago
[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Now that I think about it, Ive never met anyone from Winnipeg...

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Port Aux Basques = Porta Bass

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Humans be like: "step on me Earth mommy"

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Kinda like the Alit and Kagouti from the Elder Scrolls series, basically just a mouth with legs.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Shit I think I actually have that one

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

ah, makes sense why it wouldn't take the playlists i exported from youtube then.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.

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