We in the upside down land will be checking which way the toilet flushes if Biden is elected, just to make sure.

*Furiously nodding in my ankle socks and skinny jeans

My understanding of the joke is less about tables, more about pontification; I.e. "it is so because we say it is".

automatically read aloud

Oof. I've got some mates with word choices that would raise some questions from the toddler.

The system would also work in the UK the past few years.

https://biginsanehappy.com/category/barb/

Edit: if you want to read chronologically, this is easier to navigate: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/barb/list?title_no=309761

With the 5 Eyes agreement, the they're one and the same.

Bear in mind that "free speech" just means you can't be arrested for what you say.

When someone's talk is being boycotted or - in this case - refused entry to a region, their free speech rights aren't being infringed.

That said, I (and the French, it seems) agree with your sentiment, this is totally an appalling move by Germany.

To start Firefox without any plugins loaded, go from

Menu > Help > Troubleshoot Mode...

This actually got a good laugh out of me. I have a toddler, and I can see what you did totally made sense in your mind, and that it was dad's fault for not being specific enough with the instructions.

On mine it's only available from the Izzy repo, not the main fdroid one.

Edit: Here's the source code. Try with either Izzy or Obtainium to install.

Egyptians didn't have cranes

But they did have storks, which are almost as good.