Just needs some nutmeg
HaveYouPaidYourDues
joined 1 year ago
Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times
Lonestar is our only hope
He can't eat at burger king
She's 35 in October, she is eligible
I don't remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I'd be a happy camper.
Who tf would downvote this?
I'd watch that show
Three languages in a trench coat
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..
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By filling them with lightning