HeyJoe

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a lady, but I have been married for over 10 years and recently started to diet for the first time due to some medical issues. A few months in, she has actually commented on how much better it tastes. It's less bitter and more sweet, is what she said. Guess it does work. It kind of makes me want to go all out and add a glass of pineapple juice every day.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

She has always been one of my 5 favorite reddit finds.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been married 11 years now, and we kind of have been going through a resurgence lately. She has been giving me head like every day if not every other and trying some new moves out that drive me wild. On the other hand she finally got so horny and into it when we were fucking that she actually squirted for the first time ever! She was super embarrassed while I just kept saying, don't be, this is the greatest thing I could ask for! Felt like I unlocked an achievement I didn't know existed!

Meanwhile, it's her birthday in a few weeks, and we decided to get a hotel room for it to get some us time away from the kids. She wants to hit up the strip club for the first time as well to see what it's like. We're also discussing trying to have a threesome so she wants to see how this goes before any next steps. None of this may sound too crazy, but for me, these last few months have been wild and not sure what happened! It's been years since we have been this sexual and it's been a lot of fun again.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Strangely specific.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone know who this is? She's perfect.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago

My favorite. The BJ is so much better when you have a finger inside them. I can never last long, though, sadly.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow, you know all of them? Would love to see more

[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] HeyJoe@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

The one that doesn't have fake tits.

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