Hideakikarate

I fear we're quickly becoming the next Sentinel Island, but not by choice.

Just take Eastern Washington, too. Don't let us become super Idaho.

I thought his retirement from acting was due to the aphasia?

But they only sent troo...ayy. I got it!

Only when it's negatively reporting on obese oompa-loompa.

People have been doing that for a while now, except it's usually a naked lady being used to serve sushi.

As an American I fully support such proposals.

It's a chicken! (Old Cow and Chicken cartoon episode)

Free if you spend $1000 or more!

My grandfather is really not subtle when he wants me to get him something. He recently wanted hearing aids because the ones he has now with the over-the-ear wires were cutting into his ears. I would've loved to get him some high-end ones, but I'm not THAT well off. I ended up getting him some ~$100 ones. I couldn't imagine $4k.

Real talk, I honestly don't get the point in leasing, or even how it's different from renting. Sounds more like renting with a different name.

Well, whoosh me, then.