[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

If you're trolling, you're doing a great job.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn't so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you for reducing your meat consumption. I know you can go all the way with it.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

Leaving Reddit or leaving a country or not comparable

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Knowing everything about my body.

What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

How do you know it's the same people?

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

"I don't want to have to write out some long String in terminal to install software. "

I'm no expert, but isn't it literally just apt get (name of software) to download and install through terminal?

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The person who wrote this blog has no brain wrinkles.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Is this 11-hour figure based on driving or some type of train that already exists?

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The article says that according to the guy who sued him, he had accepted the terms of a contract through text message.

However, it doesn't say that according to the guy that sued him, he had accepted a contract specifically through the sending of ๐Ÿ‘ in a text message in the past.

[-] Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The article did not say that he had ever used ๐Ÿ‘ previously in text to accept a contract. It says that according to the guy who sued him, he had responded through text message in the past to accept a contract.

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