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Yes, I agree, duck penises are scary.

Android is google

If you say I de-googled, that statement implies that you don't use Google.

YouTube is Google bud

Dragon quest, turn based, also by square enix.

You are truly kind.

It's a good thing that the opinion of a neckbeard can hardly be called valid.

God its like battle of the neckbeards, "quite incorrect kind sir, MacBooks run for years, challenge me again and I will make you rue the day! I tip my fedora to you sir! Good day!"

Not really a lie, that's pretty much forced into being true

That's much more than 100 dollars, in fact more than 1000 depending on what you have.

'Big trouble in little china', good movie, corny but good.