JesussNailTechnician

joined 2 years ago

The one on the left could feed a dozen babies.

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

Do you sell panties?

You could use the money to replace that cat tree!

[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was she the only one doing anal in the 90s?

[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn’t even see the nails.

Come over those tits?

Make you a fluffernutter.

[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

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