@MegaMichelle @Caitlyynn @squirrel asked to prom by a lesbian… asked why, years on, apparently it was because I felt like a “safe” guy.

Nobody around at the time picked up on what that might’ve meant, or if they did, they didn’t indicate it.

@Caitlyynn @squirrel saaaaame.
“Quietly disappointed to be straight (as a guy) instead of a lesbian” was a confusing feeling to have back in high school.

@backhdlp @immortal_crab odds are you’re not faking faking faking it.