KeyserSoze61

joined 1 year ago
[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He clearly just wants some Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

[–] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.

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