Then haunt them. It's a win-win.

uBO

I have no idea what that means but my first guess is universal body odor?

Can you do a screen recording of the process of what it looks like to spoof a user agent string?

The 80's?? I still use my inversion boots I bought in 2006.

What? You hoping for a discount? This thing costs TWO arms and TWO legs.

$35?! My whole wedding cost $50. What jurisdictions offer marriage licenses for only 35?

Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard

It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he's advertising two very different things at the same time

Not even death by lava could smother such pretentiousness & vanity

Yeah you set that snarky orange dinosaur straight!

Please invite all of us here to the wedding

There is already a word for "reverse degrowth." That word is "growth."

😆 Love it, ya made me audibly laugh, because you are correct, and OP was so stuck in his head frustrated about this that he was thinking in double negatives 😆