[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

She's trying really hard to be sultry but is coming up 100% carp.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I literally quoted those lyrics after saying that my safe word was Meatloaf. I love the song but I didn't know about the HIMYM reference.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago

It's funny because I'm really fucking vanilla. I've never had any need for a safe word of my own and most of the women I've been with never got even close to needing one, even when I tied them down and entertained them extensively. I was recently invited by a female friend that I've been having sexy conversations with and trying to convince to come out and play for about 15 years to come over and have sex with her while her husband watches and plays along. I'm down with that. I've had a couple of FFM and one FMF threesome relationships so I understand the dynamics. I suggested that she and I have a safe phrase that she could use to tell me that her husband is freaking out and it's time for me to make an excuse and beat a hasty retreat. She said that there was no need. I expect that this is going to be an interesting first playdate.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

No. I've never seen it. I read it somewhere and liked it. Is that where it's from?

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 4 months ago

"Meatloaf" because I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 4 months ago

I am a straight, late-50s man with Asperger's. I've been thinking about touching every square inch of a woman's body. A long time acquaintance recently asked me to meet her for sex and I did the every square inch thing starting at her head and working my way down. She said she had never experienced anything like that before. Another long time friend reached out a couple of weeks ago and asked if I would join her and her husband. I said I would and mentioned that I would like to every square inch her in front of her husband. She immediately got very aroused. I'm going to do it to her in a couple of weeks. I'm very much looking forward to that.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago

My wife said that having me cum inside her made her, "quiver".

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

I'm using Sync.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 7 months ago

I'm a straight male. I like the lotus position. It gives you lots of skin on skin and puts my partners face and breasts within reach of my mouth and most of their body within reach of my hands.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's sounds nice. I posted a couple of weeks ago about having had a very long dry spell because of mental/physical health issues my wife has. She told me to go ahead and find a fuck buddy but what I really wanted was physical affection. I connected with an old acquaintance who suggested we get together. We got together and had sex but what really struck her was my need for skin on skin. At one point she was lying sprawled on her stomach and I was kneeling beside her and lying across her back diagonally rubbing against her and kissing her shoulders and the back of her neck. She said, "This is kind of strange." I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said, "Absolutely not, I really like it, but no one has ever done it to me before.". I later asked if it was like having a 200 lb hairless cat rubbing against her and she laughed and said," No. It was really nice. We should do that again."

Cudding/snuggling is so important.

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