NoIWontPickAName

Username checks out?!?

I feel attacked

Bluebell Dutch chocolate is the best thing Texas ever shared with the world

You really hate dairy huh?

Where have I heard “one of the good ones” before?

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Everybody’s fault but the candidate huh?

I’ll see you in 4 years for your encore performance

What is this mythological day you speak of?

Hey at least we passed amendment 3 in Missouri. We barely got it, but we have legalized reproductive freedom

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping