Despite all his antics he still gets all the treats and belly rubs.
My name is Loki and I've had a busy week.
I licked the bowls in kitchen sink. I knocked a bag of flour on to the floor Scrammed Daddy's hand. I stole my step brothers food and was then sick on the floor. I turned off the file server.
I'm going to have to buy a new irony meter.
That initial screen shot is giving me serious Facing Worlds from Unreal Tournament vibes.
We changed his name when his true nature was revealed to us.
They do look alike, they would have got up to no good together, I'm sure. My condolences to you.
I'm Loki and this week I have:
Knocked the remote control on the floor for no reason. Stolen food out of the food bin twice. Refused to eat the "boring" biscuits. Tipped salt on the floor. Got under daddy's feet while he was walking down the stairs. Drank the water out of mummy's foot bath. Clawed the wallpaper. Chased Jack, my step brother, around the house.
I'm a huge fan of Borderlands so would recommend that and I'm also a huge fan of Halo, the Master Cheif Collection is an absolute bargain considering what you get. Your brother with the Xbox will need to get Game Pass of some sort to join in for any games that are not free to play. Halo Infinite is free to play and has a PvE game mode, if that tickles your fancy.
"I'm telling you, water comes right out of it"
Ubisodt is either really stupid or really desperate.
Jack says "happy me day".
He is and he knows it.
I'm not permitted to work in the garden until after Jack has his belly rubs.
He may look cute but is probably dreaming of knocking something over onto the floor.
That's too spooky 😂
Jack wants to relax, Loki just wants to fuck shit up.
Kitty is his business and business is good.