You put on the Thong Song and show them the goods.

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

Looks like Attack on Titan.

Nah, I had the same issue too. It turned out to be the size of the banner, but I went through trial and error to get the right size because I couldn’t find any lemmy documentation for what the right size is.

My cat:

“Now, scratch the base of my tail and I will give you a better look.”

When she wants to speak to Death’s manager’s manager, is that God or is it Deaths all the way down?

That better be 40% dolomite!

I mean…I thought we were in agreement that these were improvements.

God meant to kill the cat Baxter from the Meow Mix commercials; everything is still going according to plan.

500 million years for us to harvest their sweet, sweet blue blood.