Sacreblew

I generally agree, however this one has him being a douche

Don't hide your light under a bushel basket

Or whoever those people are

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

Lots of logging to triangulate when it fails and what variables it has at the time.

Pho King

Shave it yourself before the appt

This is the onion, it's all satire

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

Severance therapy

And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.