SaneMartigan

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[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

You gotta shoot your shot and then be prepared to walk away if they're not interested. It's as simple as that. I've ended a few friendships with women I've developed a crush on as once I had a crush, they weren't really friendships anymore.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You shouldn't cut him off on behalf of your mother. Maybe I'm projecting here because I've got a shitty dad, but I reckon your dad'll give you a reason of your own to cut him off soon enough. He's starting a new family with the affair partner and doesn't have time for you? The new affair partner doesn't like that you call her the "cheating slag" on your weekends with dad. Really there are plenty of reasons likely to pop up, no need to use your mothers excuse.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Start going out in the garden at night and making wolf noises. This sounds like an untreated mental health issue. If no one (council, cops, ambulance) is going to respond to the current levels, try to increase them. Consider calling in a welfare check rather than a noise complaint.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

You start in the shower. Wash yourselves, wash each other, tease a little, then dry off, get into a clean bed and have at it. Standing sex in the shower is mediocre at best.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Even without mtx, cod6 was the most expensive boring game I've purchased.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

That's what I was taught for walking country roads with no pavement, sometimes even no shoulder.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 30 points 2 days ago (9 children)

If you're in a drive on the left or right side of the road country, that goes for bike and walking paths too. Eg in Australia, keep left on footpaths.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Jiu Jitsu. It's play fighting with rules and special moves.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have a chat with your local milliner (hat maker). They should have the skill and equipment to stretch it safely. Eg, Liza Steadman if you're in Victoria Australia.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Thunderbirds International Rescue had a nuclear mining episode IIRC.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Death during restraint is a common and well documented issue. There is training on how to appropriately restrain someone whilst offering minimal risk to all parties involved. A huge part of it is not squashing the person being restrained - positional asphyxia.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Hope the big shit learned a lesson too.

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