But it would make a great movie!

A live volcano chain is not somewhere I would build a bunker.

"Gold among the garbage" sums up AI very nicely.

Daily. Mostly Spotify and Youtube or when I don't want to listen to my wife.

I read that article too. They know when you've been recreating Shakespeares "beast with two backs" in your car. Creepy stuff.

No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.

Hostile Hostel

I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the "final notice" crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn't from our insurance company then toss it.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

Solid recommendations. I would add Memory, Sorrow and Thorn series by Tad Williams.

"Ex-Twitter" So now he's a "Twas"

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou!